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So...Your Wife is a Whore: Just Think About How Much Money That's Saved You (Unabridged)

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Your marriage exploded in a spectacular fireball of betrayal, OnlyFans subscriptions, and motel mix-ups—and now? You’re emotionally bankrupt, but financially...maybe up a little?

About So...Your Wife is a Whore: Just Think About How Much Money That's Saved You (Unabridged)

Your marriage exploded in a spectacular fireball of betrayal, OnlyFans subscriptions, and motel mix-ups—and now? You’re emotionally bankrupt, but financially...maybe up a little? This brutally honest, hysterically unhinged survival guide walks you through one man’s journey from cuckolded catastrophe to emotionally confused self-help icon. In this darkly comedic and painfully practical how-to-disaster-manual, you’ll learn: How to spy like a budget 007 using GPS trackers and spy apps your cousin probably got arrested for. The best ways to confront a cheating spouse without flipping a table (unless it’s funny). How to divorce with dignity...or at least legal paperwork and petty merchandise. Why your trauma is now a brand and your podcast should start yesterday. When it’s finally safe to date again (hint: not while crying in your car at Panda Express).

Part confessional, part masterclass in strategic chaos, this book is for every guy who's ever asked: "Wait, am I the side piece in my own marriage?" Warning: Contains adult language, criminally good advice, satirical self-help, and moments of raw emotional vulnerability sandwiched between pure degeneracy.

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So...Your Wife is a Whore: Just Think About How Much Money That's Saved You (Unabridged) is by Ryan Cox-Bedsworth.
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