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Time to Get the F**k Outta Dodge: 50 Ways to Escape Trump's USA (Unabridged)
This is your emergency manual—equal parts survival satire, absurd checklist, and dark comedy. Not a memoir. Not a lecture. Just 50 unhinged ways to mentally, physically, or spiritually nope out of Trump’s America.
About Time to Get the F**k Outta Dodge: 50 Ways to Escape Trump's USA (Unabridged)
This is your emergency manual—equal parts survival satire, absurd checklist, and dark comedy. Not a memoir. Not a lecture. Just 50 unhinged ways to mentally, physically, or spiritually nope out of Trump’s America. Inside you’ll find: How to fake a diplomatic ID using LinkedIn and a flag pin Whether New Zealand is recruiting traumatized flute players How to marry into a climate-proof treehouse Tips for escaping via escape rooms, expired passports, or emotional support peacocks Ways to vanish by becoming more American than Trump himself
Whether you want to laugh, escape, or rage-scroll with a purpose, this book’s got you. It's satire. It's stress relief. It's what happens when you mix stand-up comedy with a bug-out bag. Includes: A foreword written under caffeine duress Thank-yous possibly written during a blackout Shameless plugs for the satire labs at CrazyDemocrat com & QuotingTrump com
Perfect for listeners who feel like America is now a dystopian game show—and just want a hilarious way out.
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