You thought you were adopting a rabbit. What you actually did was invite a tiny, opinionated interior designer to take over your home… quietly… and with full authority.
You thought you were adopting a rabbit. What you actually did was invite a tiny, opinionated interior designer to take over your home… quietly… and with full authority. In Welcome to the Warren, author Sarah Smith delivers a funny, strangely relatable survival guide for living with rabbits—written for humans who believed they were in charge until a rabbit moved in and immediately rewrote the rules. Through short, witty chapters, you’ll learn the unspoken truths of rabbit life: • Why rabbits treat cords like a personal insult • How “free-roam” really works (spoiler: not for you) • Thumping as a formal complaint process • Why the floor becomes the dining table • Why closed doors are betrayal • Bonded pairs and the “office politics” running your household • How your home, schedule, and sense of personal space quietly change • And why you will forgive everything anyway This book isn’t a strict care manual—and it’s not a replacement for veterinary advice. It’s a warm, hilarious look at what it feels like to share your life with rabbits: the chaos, the tenderness, the tiny routines, and the unexpected way they teach you patience, presence, and a softer kind of control. If your house no longer feels entirely yours…congratulations. You’re doing something right.
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