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About The Mince Pie That Ate Everybody (Unabridged)

On the campus of Brackenford University, Christmas cheer is about to be violently, messily and hilariously shredded. Dr. Percival Archibald Blenkinsop is a brilliant chemist, catastrophic klutz, and sworn enemy of festive baked goods. And he has finally created the crowning glory of all of his limited achievements... He’s concocted a serum designed to render every mince pie on Earth completely inedible. Unfortunately for humanity, his experiment doesn’t ruin a mince pie… it mutates one. And now it’s hungry. Exploding from the lab as a towering, syrup-glazed abomination, the Mince Pie Monster begins its rampage—devouring students, staff, police officers, and anyone foolish enough to deliver a witty one-liner before being chomped. As the carnage spreads across campus, Percival and Gwen—a lab assistant whose intelligence rivals her looks—race to build a weapon capable of stopping a creature powered by pure holiday spite. Armed with improvised tech, questionable courage, and a soundtrack straight out of a 90s horror marathon, they must face a monster that grows bigger with every bite…before the entire country becomes its next Christmas snack. Gruesome, ridiculous, and gloriously over-the-top, The Mince Pie That Ate Everybody is David W. Adams' first comedy-horror romp stuffed with chaos, carnage, and more pastry-based terror than anyone ever asked for. Perfect for fans of creature features, holiday mayhem, and stories that take nothing—including themselves—too seriously.