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About The Midlife Capricorn's Guide to a Bad Horoscope

This is an Apple Books audiobook narrated by a digital voice based on a human narrator. POWERS OF THE ZODIAC is a hilarious and new midlife magical series from the authors of Down & Dirty Supernatural Cleaning Services! I'm Helena and my high-powered lady-lawyer life has always been enough for me…until I found my one-night stand dead in my bed. Now, I'm suspected of murder, and the horns that have sprouted from my head have marked me as a supe, even though I'm not one. My career is in shambles and my reputation ruined—all because of a billionaire tech genius who wants the magical artifact that's landed in my lap—even though I never wanted it in the first place. The suppressants I've been taking have kept my horns hidden and my magical powers at bay, but the sexy time pills I took with my now deceased one-hit lover have messed with my system. And my abilities are surfacing. Not only are my powers unpredictable, but they cause me extreme physical pain. So does my attraction to Ford, the hot incubus professor. I can banter with him all day, but I won't allow things to go any further than a battle of wits. I don't need anyone else, and I'm not going to succumb to his charms. Except he smells like gingerbread and makes me think all kinds of sexy thoughts. Then there's Crystal and Maddie, fellow wives of my ex-husband. I want to hate them, but they're growing on me—practically insisting on a friendship. Now, I'm on a mission to prove myself a worthy protector of my artifact, hoping that the gods will bestow powers on me that I can use against the man who is determined to ruin my life, wreck Maddie's wedding, and make Crystal his next victim. My blood is up, my horns are hard, and I'll head butt anyone who tries to stop me. This is book 2 in the Powers of the Zodiac series. Join Maddie, Helena, and Crystal as they navigate their newly found magical midlife powers. For fans of Victoria Danann, Robyn Peterman, K.F. Breene, Melinda Chase, Jen L. Grey, Elizabeth Briggs, Rosalie Hunter, McKenzie Hunter, Darynda Jones, Shannon Mayer, Brenda Trim, and Lia Davis.