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About The Midlife Cancer's Guide to a Bad Horoscope

This is an Apple Books audiobook narrated by a digital voice based on a human narrator. POWERS OF THE ZODIAC is a hilarious and new midlife magical series from the authors of Down & Dirty Supernatural Cleaning Services! Can a hot Viking help me save my mom...and the world? I'm Crystal and I've always trusted that the universe and the forces of good would make everything work out how it's supposed to be. But that faith is getting a little shaky these days. A megalomaniac billionaire has kidnapped my mother and won't return her until he gets the final piece of a magical item that will give him god-like powers. He's not the type to use that immense power for the betterment of mankind, either, so I have to do everything I can to stop him. Luckily I have a hot Viking Berserker on my side. He has some old fashioned ideas about a woman's place, and yet he can also be surprisingly sweet. While my body yearns for his, my better sense tells me that we need to join our souls before we join our flesh. I also have my dead husband's two other wives on my side. They have powers based on their Zodiac signs, and my own powers will be coming any day now! I hope it's soon and I really hope my "crab" powers don't include claws! I'm going to use up all my good karma, because this will be a fight to decide the fate of the world. This is book 3 in the Powers of the Zodiac series. Join Maddie, Helena, and Crystal as they navigate their newly found magical midlife powers.