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About The Foot Doctor and My Bottom: A Sweet, Modest Sophomore’s Unexpected Medical Humiliation

Here's a well-rounded new series from the naughty pen of JC Cummings -- Sleazy Men…and My Bottom! Disclaimer: It’s not just sleazy men who have a preference or even an obsession with women’s behinds. Refer to nearly any poll out there, and you’ll see that most men (and even a fair amount of women) are pretty darned obsessed with a lovely lady’s soft, warm, and deliciously round mounds filling out the back of her jeans—along with all the nifty cracks, creases, and crinkles that go along with those mouthwatering protrusions. Well, who can blame them? Bottoms, behinds, butts, buns, bums, booties—whatever you choose to call ‘em, they sure are a lot of fun to hold and behold. Firm or soft. Big or small. Young or old. Pink or bronzed. In the end, there’s something for everyone! But whereas most butt aficionados are content to simply ogle the swaying, canting cheeks of a woman on the street, goose a bit of curviness in an elevator, and perhaps play with the tushy of a wife or girlfriend, some of the more shall we say, ambitious individuals out there really succumb to their obsession and, through trickery and cunning, wind up with handfuls of softness that, technically, they’re not really “authorized” to enjoy! Oh, well, the bottom line is that female rear ends are brimming with yumminess, and whether their owners realize it or not, those southern attractions just might enjoy a bit of extra, albeit dirty-minded, attention if only these owners could “see the light” and allow their sexy bums to see the light, too. The light of day!