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Promises, Promises: A Romp with Plenty of Dykes, A Unicorn, An Ogre, An Oracle, A Quest, A Princess, And True Love with a Happily Ever After (Unabridged)
A talking pearl earring. A gleaming white unicorn. A flower from an ogre. Sandy Blunt, a witch, has big dreams but C-average magic skills. Her only noteworthy talent is for paying extravagant compliments to women.
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A talking pearl earring. A gleaming white unicorn. A flower from an ogre. Sandy Blunt, a witch, has big dreams but C-average magic skills. Her only noteworthy talent is for paying extravagant compliments to women. Trouble is, when she uses that gift, she unwittingly foretells the future for a pretty princess. And, the punishment for prophesying about one of royal blood is death... With the help of ill-assorted companions - including a self-proclaimed princess in disguise, a self-absorbed member of the royal guard, and the not-so-average girl next door - Sandy has a year and a day to travel to far-flung places, collecting the weird and magical items needed to turn her prophecies into promises and evade the executioner. Along the way, she encounters such dangerous creatures as a dragon who writes awful poetry, slovenly elves, and boarding house landladies.
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Promises, Promises: A Romp with Plenty of Dykes, A Unicorn, An Ogre, An Oracle, A Quest, A Princess, And True Love with a Happily Ever After (Unabridged) is available as an audiobook on Apple Books. We haven't confirmed it on Spotify yet — but you can still search there below.
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- Yes — Promises, Promises: A Romp with Plenty of Dykes, A Unicorn, An Ogre, An Oracle, A Quest, A Princess, And True Love with a Happily Ever After (Unabridged) is available as an audiobook on Apple Books.
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- Promises, Promises: A Romp with Plenty of Dykes, A Unicorn, An Ogre, An Oracle, A Quest, A Princess, And True Love with a Happily Ever After (Unabridged) is by L-J Baker.
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