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About Out of Breath! Saved by My Lesbian Lifeguard (Unabridged)

I never really knew just how life-saving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation could be. By all means, I shouldn't be feeling nearly as pissy over the course of this vacation as I am. The atmosphere is sublime, the circumstances are almost surreally beautiful in some ways, and I'm about as spoiled and as pampered as I could possibly hope to be. But, in many other ways, I feel as though I'm being seriously left in the lurch. My husband, Darren, has spent the entirety of what was supposed to be a romantic week-long getaway talking business on his cell phone, and by and large, left me so alone throughout my days that I feel like pulling my hair out. That's when I decide to go for a swim, thinking that maybe I can put a bit of this discontent out of my mind for a while. But somehow, without even realizing it, I end up starting to drown, unable to come back up to the surface, and my field of vision going black before my eyes. I'm saved, thank God, by the good graces of my attractive, buxom brunette lifeguard, who pulls me from the water and literally breathes the life back into me. And things, I'm about to find, escalate into far more intimate territory from there.