***Like all the books in the Really Gay Villain Christmas Series, this can be listened to as a standalone story. Spoiler: Someone is going to lose a toe. Vix: Smart as a whip with the morals of an alleycat. I’ve heard it a million times.
***Like all the books in the Really Gay Villain Christmas Series, this can be listened to as a standalone story. Spoiler: Someone is going to lose a toe. Vix: Smart as a whip with the morals of an alleycat. I’ve heard it a million times. But will my smarts be enough to catch the heart of the local animal shelter director? He’s pretty. And kind. And caring. And have you seen those pecs? What’s an evil genius narcoleptic nympho to do? Paris: Dumb as an ox with the heart of a lion. I’ve heard it a million times. But am I good enough for someone a hundred times smarter than me? He’s cute. And sweet. And an inventor. And his hair is bunny-soft. What’s an animal-loving giant to do? Missiletoe is the first Really Gay Villain Christmas Series book that’s actually about Christmas! Like the first book, this one is full of found family feels, evil plots to “protect the world,“ ridiculous shenanigans, fuzzy cuteness, size difference, and, of course, those jealous/possessive characters that have become a trademark of Zile Elliven's work. This book can be listened to as a standalone but is part of a larger series.
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