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About Freaky Briefs: 75 Short Absurdities (Unabridged)

From the madman who brought you Gleefully Macabre Tales, Dead Clown Barbecue, Everything Has Teeth, and Candy Coated Madness comes Jeff Strand’s latest and most twisted collection: Freaky Briefs. This time, all of the stories are flash fiction—very short stabs of pitch-black hilarity. Includes fan favorites like “The Douchebag Who Reneged on the Death Pact,” along with brand-new stories like “A Story For the Dude on the Plane Who Keeps Looking at My Laptop Screen.” Seventy-five tales in all, proving that you can pack of a lot of grisly fun into small packages. The stories...

"The Douchebag Who Reneged on the Death Pact" "Fresh Fish" "Clicking the Heart" "The Wrong Dentist" "The Skull Within" "CraniumVision" "Headspin" "Oh No! Don’t Eat Me! (A Chocolate Bunny Tale)" "Thrill Ride" "The First Cannibals" "What’s in the Box?" "Jock Magnum, Manatee Hunter" "Bernie" "Beaks" "The Guy Who Didn’t Want to Murder Anybody With a Hammer" "Bummer Tarot Reading" "Pull My Finger" "Crazy’s Ralph’s Used Car Emporium" "Home With a Future" "The Tell Tale Heart II: Aftermath" "A Story I’m Writing While Being Devoured by a Lion" "Make a Wish" "Long Sleeves" "Fast Zombies Vs. Slow Zombies" "Scrape and Scoop" "How’s My Driving?" "Granny’s Got an Ice Pick" "A Story for the Dude on the Plane Who Keeps Looking at My Laptop Screen" "And There Was a Metal Hook" "Box of Chocolates" "The Frostbite Movie" "Breakthrough" "Ten Little Babies" "Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts" "The Night I Realized Halfway To The Pavement Below That I Was Not, In Fact, Superman" "Helen Gets Permanently Traumatized" "A Real Haunting" "Vegan Training" "Guillotine" "Sherlock Holmes and the Murders at Camp Crystal Lake" "Chick" "Quicksand" "It’s Drabble Time!" "The Most Entertaining Man in the Elevator" "Wrongful Death Payday" "Jigsaw Puzzle" "The Satisfying Crunch of Bones Beneath My Feet" "Laundry Day" "All The Cheese In The World" "Not Enough Coins" "Impressionable" "Below Deck" "The Cat Who Was Super Smart For A Cat But Pretty Dumb By Human Standards" "The Blind Men And The Elephant: A Parable" "Bradley Goes Crunch" "Dusted" "Intervention" "Telemedicine" "The Soupville Stabber Practices Social Distancing" "Bunny Ears" "The Tragic Tale of Slappy McWankerville" "Abner Wederman, Ribald Ostrich" "Last One In" "Too Meta 2 Live" "Steps" "Santa Claus Kills 2020" "Yak Attack" "Job Reference" "The Man Without Nails" "Comeback" "The Last Egg" "Six Cents a Word" "Encore"