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Don't Trust Fish

by Neil Sharpson · 2025

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An absurdly laugh-out-loud funny audiobook about the villainy of fish! "A ribald and uproarious warning to those unschooled in fishy goings-on." — Kirkus, starred review Why, dear listener, must you NEVER EVER trust fish?

Children's Children's BooksPicture BooksHumorAnimalsChildrensStorytimeNatureJuvenile

About Don't Trust Fish

An absurdly laugh-out-loud funny audiobook about the villainy of fish! "A ribald and uproarious warning to those unschooled in fishy goings-on." — Kirkus, starred review Why, dear listener, must you NEVER EVER trust fish? 1) They spend all their time in the water where we can’t see them. 2) Some are as big as a bus—that is not okay. 3) We don't know what they're teaching in their "schools." 4) They are likely plotting our doom. This nature-guide-gone-wrong is a hilarious, off-the-rails exploration of the seemingly innocent animals that live in the water.

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Don't Trust Fish — frequently asked

Is Don't Trust Fish on Spotify?
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Is Don't Trust Fish on Apple Books?
Yes — Don't Trust Fish is available as an audiobook on Apple Books.
Who wrote Don't Trust Fish?
Don't Trust Fish is by Neil Sharpson.
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