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Crooked Little Vein

by Warren Ellis · 2007

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Michael McGill is a burned-out private detective who suddenly becomes enlisted by an army of presidential goons to retrieve the Constitution of the United States, but not the one we all know about.

About Crooked Little Vein

Michael McGill is a burned-out private detective who suddenly becomes enlisted by an army of presidential goons to retrieve the Constitution of the United States, but not the one we all know about. This would be the real Constitution (the one with invisible amendments) created by some of the Founding Fathers as a fallback for their great experiment. Along the way, McGill gains a polyamorous sidekick named Trix, gets scared to death by what men do with warm salty water, and descends into a world where crime, sex, and madness all seem to be the same thing. Full of mind-bending style and packed with a wild cast of characters, Crooked Little Vein infuses Robert B. Parker with Kurt Vonnegut and the madness of the graphic novel world. A surprisingly surreal treat, it will appeal to hardcore comic fans, mystery aficionados, and anybody looking for a riotous adventure.

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Crooked Little Vein — frequently asked

Is Crooked Little Vein on Spotify?
Yes — we've confirmed Crooked Little Vein as an audiobook on Spotify. Open it from the links on this page.
Is Crooked Little Vein on Apple Books?
Yes — Crooked Little Vein is available as an audiobook on Apple Books.
Who wrote Crooked Little Vein?
Crooked Little Vein is by Warren Ellis.
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