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About Bill The Vampire: A Horror Comedy

THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE’S NOT ONE OF THEM. My name’s Bill and I have no life, but not because I enjoy video games or D&D. I literally have no heartbeat thanks to the night I met Sally. She was too good to be true, a woman worth dying for. So, I did. Problem is, I didn’t stay dead. Now I’m a vampire, surrounded by undead freaks who are stronger and faster than me – not to mention better looking. It’s enough to give a guy a complex. Worse, their leader, a douche-canoe called Night Razor, hates my guts. It might be because he can’t control me, or maybe it’s because he’s a dick. Whatever the case, he’s given me just ninety days to prove I’m not an embarrassment to his coven. If I fail, my ass is toast. Too bad my friends are more interested in setting me on fire, while Sally’s using me as her personal stepstool in the vamp hierarchy. Things don’t look good. I may be a blood-sucking predator of the night, but I’m still at the bottom of the food chain. ---------- Bram Stoker meets Shaun of the Dead in Bill The Vampire – book one of The Tome of Bill, the vampire comedy series that’ll leave you thirsting for more. If you're a fan of Christopher Moore, Jim Butcher, or What We Do in the Shadows, this hilarious horror comedy will keep you entertained from dusk till dawn. Don’t miss out on this bloody good time! Grab your copy of Bill The Vampire now and prepare to die laughing. Content Warning: This book contains violence, gore, crude humor, and a buttload of swearing.