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About A Fashionably Freakier Friday (Unabridged)

What happens when Mother Nature decides she’s had enough of her son and her granddaughter bickering? She Freakies the Friday right out of them. My grandmother has orchestrated a psycho body swap. I’m in Uncle Satan’s body, and he’s in mine. According to Mother Nature, we have one week to respect each other or we’re stuck in this out-of-body Hell for eternity. Satan’s thinks being a Vampyre sucks, and I’m horrified that Demons have use the bathroom for more than showering and brushing their teeth. Yuck. It gets worse. Now, we’re in jolly old London with Martha, Jane, Lizard and a shady witch named Connie, for what I’ve been told is a redemption tour, but Satan has revenge on tap. Suddenly, our trip is more folly than jolly. There’s a Fairy Gang terrorizing London. Satan’s a big fat baby. Martha and Jane are handicapped by F-sized chesticles that keep tipping them over, and Lizard is the only voice of reason in our crew. Lizard! That’s how much trouble we’re in. The only bright spot is that Ethan is far away from this mess, dealing with Vampyre politics, and doesn’t have a front row seat to my humiliation. If only. It’s never that easy when it comes to being The Chosen One. It turns out the Oklahoma Vamps are draining humans until they are dead. They’ve kidnapped Ethan and are threatening to unalive him unless I exchange my life for his. I’d do it in a heartbeat...if only I was still me. Forget about respecting the Devil. I’ll have to learn to do more than trust my uncle if I want to save myself and the love of my undead life. Could this Friday get any freakier if it tried? Hell to the no.